In this article on MSNBC.com, a Serbian farmer was ordered to give half of everything he owned to his ex-wife of 45 years.
Miffed at having to decide which farm tools to give up, he just cut them in half instead. Then he gave this quote:
"I still haven't decided how to split the cow," he told the newspaper. "She should just say what she wants — the part with the horns or the part with the tail."
Hope that brings a smile to your face. I know I needed it today.
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